Poorly Chosen Google Preview Pics

My name is Eric Scott. I get most of my news from Google news. Sometimes their preview pics for the headlines make me laugh. I've created this tumblr page to collect the hilarious ones in one place.
Thu Aug 20
Sorry, America. No more money for your clunky monster trucks.

Sorry, America. No more money for your clunky monster trucks.

Mon May 11
I’ll be honest. I have no idea what Florida Gov. Charlie Crist looks like, but I’ll bet he doesn’t look like “South Park” R. Kelly. Although maybe he does. In which case, ignore this post.

I’ll be honest. I have no idea what Florida Gov. Charlie Crist looks like, but I’ll bet he doesn’t look like “South Park” R. Kelly. Although maybe he does. In which case, ignore this post.

Tue Apr 21
Let’s be honest. The graphics for this new video game leave something to be desired.

Let’s be honest. The graphics for this new video game leave something to be desired.

Fri Apr 10
I know. Not really all that “poorly chosen” since this is how most people picture Rush Limbaugh anyway.

I know. Not really all that “poorly chosen” since this is how most people picture Rush Limbaugh anyway.

Wed Apr 1
A delicious real business.

A delicious real business.

Mon Mar 30
More like TWO cool features! Boom! Ewww! Boom! Boob Joke.

More like TWO cool features! Boom! Ewww! Boom! Boob Joke.

The producers of DWTS told Shawn Johnson not to smear rabbit’s blood all over herself, but she just wouldn’t listen.

The producers of DWTS told Shawn Johnson not to smear rabbit’s blood all over herself, but she just wouldn’t listen.

Tue Mar 3
Yes. All designer babies look like trolls.

Yes. All designer babies look like trolls.

Sun Mar 1
Ewwww. Grow up Google. Seriously.

Ewwww. Grow up Google. Seriously.

Sat Feb 21
Obama signs the Stimulus Bill! Apparently with his shirt off!

Obama signs the Stimulus Bill! Apparently with his shirt off!